Or more accurately: Yes.
Oh, first – for anyone who wants to play along at home, load up your handy-dandy music manager (they used iTunes, but I use Winamp) and stick it on random. Use the songs that come out as your answers.
What do you think of me, Winamp?
Newsboys – Entertaining Angels
That’s nice to know. I’m an entertainer then, and I hang around angels. cool.
Will I have a happy life?
Sixpence None the Richer – Anything
Um, ok. I’ll take it you mean anything could happen right, right? Although the first words are that this is their forty-fifth depressing tune, so… Should I pack my tent, shut down my show? I should like to see a burning bush, but anything would be fine. Anything would be fine.
What do my friends really think of me.?
U2 – Desire
Well, I guess that answers the next question too.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Lenny Kravitz – Thinking of You
Ok, I’ll take that as an affirmative.
What should I do with my life?
Endorphin – Free (Free Range Mix)
Free… free what? Free software? Free slaves? Free spirit? Free speech? Free beer…?
Why must life be so full of pain?
Relient K – When I Go Down
Well, I guess when I go down, I go down hard. I hope that my problems will go away when they’re ignored. But that’s not the way it works…
I know that when I go down, you’ll be there to lift me up again. That is enough.
Will I ever have children?
Audio Adrenaline – Big House
Well, that’s pretty conclusive. It’s a big, big house. With lots and lots of room, a big, big table, with lots and lots of food. A big, big yard, where we can play football. Sounds good to me.
If I’m gonna have a big house (with rooms for everyone!), looks like I will have plenty of kids. Yay!
Will I die happy?
dc Talk – Jesus Freak (Reprise)
Hmmm, I’m to be a martyr then? Perhaps. I hope I’d have the guts to if I have to.
Can you give me some advice?
Newsboys – Cannot Get You Out of My System
You crazy Winamp, have you got hidden registry settings, installed a rootkit or something?
What do you think happiness is?
Rob D – Clubbed to Death
Um, stop it Winamp, you are scaring me. I’d feel like a seal or something.
What is my favourite fetish?
Modjo – Lady (Acoustic Version)
Well, Jen should be pleased to hear that, no crazy, kinky, wierd stuff here.
Am I a total freak?
Sixpence None the Richer – Waiting on the Sun
Well, there you have it. That’s what Winamp answered me. Post your own responses in the comments.
RodeoClown: offers the following as what he would have picked were he Winamp incarnate (and slightly cheeky):
- What do you think of me, Winamp?
Lenny Kravitz – I Belong to You
- Will I have a happy life?
Newsboys – Lord (I Don’t Know)
- What do my friends really think of me.?
Newsboys – Lost the Plot
Sixpence None the Richer – Easy to Ignore
Audio Adrenaline – Some Kind of Zombie
- Do people secretly lust after me?
Lenny Kravitz – Can we Find a Reason?
- What should I do with my life?
Newsboys – Thrive
- Why must life be so full of pain?
Jamiroquai – Where Do We Go From Here?
- Will I ever have children?
Pointer Sisters – 12
- Will I die happy?
Modjo – No More Tears
- Can you give me some advice?
Relient K – The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is Betting on One
Newsboys – Be Still
- What do you think happiness is?
Jars of Clay – Whatever She Wants
- What is my favourite fetish?
Creed – Bound and Tied
- Am I a total freak?
dc Talk – Jesus Freak