The Rodeo

No.
Or more accurately: Yes.

I found this questionnaire in two of my RSS feeds this morning, and it sounded like a good idea, so Daniel, Jason (aka B. N. Positive), here are my results.

Oh, first - for anyone who wants to play along at home, load up your handy-dandy music manager (they used iTunes, but I use Winamp) and stick it on random. Use the songs that come out as your answers.

1. What do you think of me, Winamp?

   Newsboys - Entertaining Angels
   That’s nice to know. I’m an entertainer then, and I hang around angels. cool.

2. Will I have a happy life?

   Sixpence None the Richer - Anything
   Um, ok. I’ll take it you mean anything could happen right, right? Although the first words are that this is their forty-fifth depressing tune, so… Should I pack my tent, shut down my show? I should like to see a burning bush, but anything would be fine. Anything would be fine.

3. What do my friends really think of me.?

   U2 - Desire
   Well, I guess that answers the next question too.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

   Lenny Kravitz - Thinking of You
   Ok, I’ll take that as an affirmative.

5. What should I do with my life?

   Endorphin - Free (Free Range Mix)
   Free… free what? Free software? Free slaves? Free spirit? Free speech? Free beer…?

6. Why must life be so full of pain?

   Relient K - When I Go Down
   Well, I guess when I go down, I go down hard. I hope that my problems will go away when they’re ignored. But that’s not the way it works…
   I know that when I go down, you’ll be there to lift me up again. That is enough.

7. Will I ever have children?

   Audio Adrenaline - Big House
   Well, that’s pretty conclusive. It’s a big, big house. With lots and lots of room, a big, big table, with lots and lots of food. A big, big yard, where we can play football. Sounds good to me.
   If I’m gonna have a big house (with rooms for everyone!), looks like I will have plenty of kids. Yay!

8. Will I die happy?

   dc Talk - Jesus Freak (Reprise)
   Hmmm, I’m to be a martyr then? Perhaps. I hope I’d have the guts to if I have to.

9. Can you give me some advice?

   Newsboys - Cannot Get You Out of My System
   You crazy Winamp, have you got hidden registry settings, installed a rootkit or something?

10. What do you think happiness is?

    Rob D - Clubbed to Death
    Um, stop it Winamp, you are scaring me. I’d feel like a seal or something.

11. What is my favourite fetish?

    Modjo - Lady (Acoustic Version)
    Well, Jen should be pleased to hear that, no crazy, kinky, wierd stuff here.

12. Am I a total freak?

    Sixpence None the Richer - Waiting on the Sun
    Um… OK.

Well, there you have it. That’s what Winamp answered me. Post your own responses in the comments.

RodeoClown: offers the following as what he would have picked were he Winamp incarnate (and slightly cheeky):

1. What do you think of me, Winamp?
   Lenny Kravitz - I Belong to You
2. Will I have a happy life?
   Newsboys - Lord (I Don’t Know)
3. What do my friends really think of me.?
   Newsboys - Lost the Plot
   Sixpence None the Richer - Easy to Ignore
   Audio Adrenaline - Some Kind of Zombie
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
   Lenny Kravitz - Can we Find a Reason?
5. What should I do with my life?
   Newsboys - Thrive
6. Why must life be so full of pain?
   Jamiroquai - Where Do We Go From Here?
7. Will I ever have children?
   Pointer Sisters - 12
8. Will I die happy?
   Modjo - No More Tears
9. Can you give me some advice?
   Relient K - The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is Betting on One
   Newsboys - Be Still
10. What do you think happiness is?
    Jars of Clay - Whatever She Wants
11. What is my favourite fetish?
    Creed - Bound and Tied
12. Am I a total freak?
    dc Talk - Jesus Freak

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