Monthly Archives: January 2006

Haiku (T.G.E. – Part 21 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The twenty-first task: Write a haiku about the things you are thankful for and put it somewhere to serve as a reminder.

It is haiku time.
It’s not really poetry
If it doesn’t rhyme

He doesn’t like dirt.
He tells everybody that
His “Finger. Door. Hurt.”

Gorgeous redhead. Yes,
Jennifer is the one that
I really love best.

RodeoClown: me.
My little family will
soon be four, not three.

9 Lists of 4 things

Jason tagged me with this meme, so here you go. A bunch of stuff about me that you probably don’t particularly care about :) . Note the 1-4 does not represent a ranking here, they are just numbered so you can see I’ve done four of each.

Four jobs I’ve had in my life:

  1. Java developer (current)
  2. Web developer
  3. Research guy at uni.
  4. PC repair/construction

Four movies I can watch over and over:

  1. Zoolander
  2. Shaun of the Dead
  3. The 5th Element
  4. Aladdin

Four places I have lived:

  1. Hazelbrook, NSW (nearly 2 months and counting)
  2. Blaxland, NSW (12 months)
  3. Bullaburra, NSW (18 months)
  4. Woodford, NSW (20 years)

Four TV shows I love to watch:

  1. Firefly
  2. Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
  3. Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis)
  4. Smallville

Four places I have been on vacation:

  1. Parma, NSW – first ever (new) family holiday
  2. Cairns (well, Palm Cove), QLD for honeymoon
  3. Adelaide, SA
  4. Melbourne, VIC

Four websites I visit daily – These are the only ones I have without an RSS feed:

  1. AGAST Message Board
  2. PVP Online
  3. FaithFUSION: home
  4. Tales of the Questor

Four of my favorite foods:

  1. Tuna mornay
  2. Lasgne
  3. The meat pie thing that Jen cooks
  4. Tuna mornay

Four places I would rather be right now:

  1. Here, but a little bit cooler, and with Jen.
  2. Here, but playing games instead of working.
  3. At the pool. It’s too hot, if you couldn’t guess.
  4. Hanging out with Callum.

Four people I am tagging. Feel free to do this in my comments if you want, or not at all.

  1. Annelise
  2. Kim Kotecki (Jason already got tagged)
  3. Craig
  4. Callum

RodeoClown: writes a lot of lists.

I’m Sorry (T.G.E. – Part 20 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The twentieth task: Right an old wrong.This is probably the hardest challenge so far in the escape plan. I try and keep a short account with people, ensuring that I don’t hold grudges, or give other people reason to hold a grudge against me. I’m not perfect, but I’m trying :) .

The only wrongs I could think of were when I was a jerk to people at school* over a decade ago. I don’t even know if they have the same names now, and I seriously doubt they read my blog.

The only other person I have hurt recently I’ve apologised to in private.

RodeoClown: is really sorry you guys.

*Leonie Jones, Lauren Matthews and Leslie Gosner**, sorry for being a jerk on the last day of year six, when I saw you on the train in year eight, and for losing your watch respectively. These things have been bugging me for ten years and I don’t have any idea how to contact you guys. Maybe you’ll find this in an ego search. I am sorry.

**Apparently I’m a jerk to people who’s names begin with ‘L’.

Dreamer (T.G.E. – Part 19 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The nineteenth task: Spend 10 minutes visioning yourself 10 years from now as having accomplished one of your biggest dreams. Be as detailed as possible; imagine in all five senses.

In ten years time I will be working at home. I like work, I get to do cool stuff, making games that people actually want to play so much they give me money to do so. So I work at home, and when I stop for a break, I can hear my kids (all eight of them… well, at least two) playing in our yard. With the dogs. We have two, a Golden Retriever, a Cavalier King Charles and a Beagle. Wait… where did that other one come from? Doesn’t really matter, they are all friendly and smell clean.

Jen comes round, she smells faintly of oil paints, as she’s been busy painting more masterpieces. Our whole house is full of them. She hands me a plate covered with pieces of chocolate fudge and banana cake. This is the future, so they taste great and have no calories whatsoever. I can eat as much of them as I want without putting on any more weight. Jen still looks fantastic.

I can feel the breeze on my face as I sit and think and thank God for my family and friends (who are all still around and healthy).

RodeoClown: is almost living his dream now. If only he didn’t have to change nappies.

I’m Rovin’ Rovin’ Rovin’ (T.G.E. – Part 18 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The eighteenth task: Get out of your element. Go somewhere you’ve never been before.

I read this task after having gone for a short drive with Jen. I think we fulfilled the criteria without even trying.Mat was being looked after by his grandparents, so we decided to go for a drive. Jen wanted to go to the beach, as we haven’t been for about six months and we probably won’t get much of a chance to go too often for the next six months either.So we started driving not too sure where we’d end up.

We ended up at Collaroy – one of Sydney’s Northern beaches.

We’ve both been there before (mainly with youth group camps), so that didn’t count. But where we had lunch does: The Atlas, a restaurant in Newcastle. I haven’t been to Newcastle since I was about 10, when we went to see my cousin (I think?) get cannonised at the cathedral there. The restaurant did pretty decent food, but I wasn’t too hungry as I’d had some hot chips at Wiseman’s Ferry beforehand.

So there you go, a nice little drive to eat somewhere I’ve never eaten before.

RodeoClown: drove the whole five-hundred and fifty-odd kilometres.

Bananacakeman (T.G.E. – Part 17 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The seventeenth task: Learn how to do something new today. Your time limit: 30 minutes.

My mum makes the yummiest banana cake I’ve ever eaten. I’m going to learn how to make it. She has sent me the recipe, but I haven’t had a chance to actually try it out yet (been busy and tired).

I’ll update here when I actually get to making it (should be tomorrow).

RodeoClown: likes this cake a whole lot. It has cinnamon and sour-cream icing.

Where Did I Come From? (T.G.E. – Part 16 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The sixteenth taskCall or meet with someone in your family and ask them a question you are curious about regarding your family’s history.

We had dinner with my parents the other night and I thought I’d take that opportunity to ask them which generations migrated to Australia.

According to Mum, her dad’s line runs back to the first fleet, but all her grandparents were Australian. Dad’s grandparents were all Aussie too, except one (I think), who was from America.

If you keep going back, there is Irish, Scottish, German, English and a bunch of other European countries represented in there. I think we have some Scandanavian (or similar) in the blood too.

RodeoClown: didn’t learn very much this time.

Set Theory and Sandwiches (T.G.E. – Part 15 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The fifteenth task: Eat something you’ve never had before.

As not everyone who reads my stuff has done university level maths (where I learned this topic), I am going to give a (very) brief overview of set theory.

Ok, so to start, a definition: A set is a collection of unique objects.

Yep, that’s it. A collection of unique objects. That means that in the set of numbers from 1 to 10 I would have: {1, 3, 2, 5, 4, 9, 7, 8, 10, 6}. If you want to have multiple copies of a number in there, it would stop being a set and start being a list. So the fibonacci numbers (0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13) are a list, not a set.

You might have also noticed in that set there is no given order – that’s because sets don’t have an order. They are just a collection of values.

That’s the definition, but not very useful on it’s own. However, using sets in combination can be quite useful.

An example is probably in order. Say I have two sets: the set of number between 1 and 10 (as given above) and a set of numbers that are multiples of 3 {3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18}. Using these two sets I can find the set of numbers that are multiples of three and under ten.

To find this set we perform what is known as an intersection - that is, where the two sets intersect each other, or where they overlap when you put them on top of each other.

Number intersection Venn diagram

So the resulting set is {3, 6, 9}.

The other major thing you can do with sets is a union. A union is quite simply putting the combination of two sets together. So, lets take our set that we created last time: {3, 6, 9} and combine it with the multiples of two that are less than ten: {2, 4, 6, 8}.

Number union - Venn again

The resulting set this time is {2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9} (notice how the 6 only ends up in the set once).
Not hugely interesting, but you can use these two procedures to find out lots of useful things with sets.

Now a real world example.

I usually have peanut butter and vegemite on my sandwiches. So that means I would have the set of sandwich ingredients like so: {PB, V}. I also like to have peanut butter and honey on sandwiches: {PB, H}. So, considering each sandwich a set of toppings, we can perform an intersection and find out that I like having peanut butter on my sandwiches – the intersection of the two sets is {PB}.

Sandwich topping intersection Venn diagram

Now, we can also perform a union on the two sets here and find another combination that I might also like.
This looks delicious.

The union of the two sets of sandwich toppings I like provides this {PB, V, H}.

So, it seems like a good sandwich for me to try would be peanut butter, vegemite and honey.

… insert 5 minutes here…

Not too bad. It’s like eating dinner and dessert at the same time. The vegemite is pretty salty, and the honey is quite sweet, and the peanut butter… it’s peanut butter. Probably not what I would eat every day, but it wasn’t the horror I imagined it would be.

There you go then, a lesson on set theory, and a tasty snack.

RodeoClown: really does eat this stuff.

Help! (T.G.E. – Part 14 of 40)

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with 'd' here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The fourteenth task: Do something to help someone you don’t know.

Normally I’m a pretty helpful guy (in my own, humble opinion). I help old ladies carry stuff, I help mums with prams up the stairs, I give up my seat when the train is full.

Yesterday though, no dice. No old people needing stuff carried. No mums with prams (except in the rain). Plenty of seats on the train.

I thought I wasn’t going to be able to accomplish this, when a lady sitting opposite me got up, leaving her jumper behind.

I gave it back to her.

Mission accomplished. Lamely.

RodeoClown: couldn’t find anybody to help.