January, 2006 Archives

The New Year (According to Greg)

January 1st, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · 4 Comments

Hi all.
I hope you had a great Christmas and a decent New Year’s Eve. Me, I’m tired - It’s 7:13 and I’ve been up for nearly two hours. The little one doesn’t think that because Mum and Dad stayed up playing Cities and Knights of Catan(good win Callum!) and didn’t get to bed till 11:50 - wait an extra 10 minutes to see Pope Greg’s arbitrary year start flip a digit? no - that he should sleep in past 5:30…

So. I care very little about New Years Eve (I like the day off work on Monday though :)).
I think the theme of Christmas gifts this year was ‘DVD’. Everyone in our family got DVDs (with the exception of Mat, and possibly Mum… not sure).

I also saw a few movies (Sin City, The Longest Yard and The Iron Giant). I’ll post a review on each of these shortly (hopefully anyway).

Have a great year everyone.

RodeoClown: is so very, very tired.

Del.icio.us Links

January 3rd, 2006 · Posted in Linkage · 1 Comment

Del.icio.us links brought to you today by the letter L and the number 8.

RSS Feedage

January 3rd, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · Comments Off

Um, I just realised that when I changed the look of the site a little while ago I did not set the RSS alternate tag in the header php file to point to the FeedBurner feed. Whoops.

Just looked at my statistics page and heaps of incoming hits are for my atom feed… so, if you are reading this via any feed other than the feedburner one, can you please update your feed subscriptions… please…

Thankyou.

Also, if you aren’t using an RSS reader. Get one and use it… There’s no way I could read 250 sites a day without it (in a reasonable timeframe anyway).

RodeoClown: didn’t check everything…

The Great Escape (Part 1 of 40)

January 4th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 3 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The first task set was a fairly simple one: Spend at least 15 minutes immersing yourself in a field you know nothing about.

Sounds easy enough doesn’t it?

I think I spent nearly 2 hours trying to figure out what I didn’t know anything about. I was going to read up on French art history (really!) when Jen suggested I learn how to play the ukulele we bought Mat for Christmas.

Not Mat\'s Uke

So while Jen slipped into the bath, I started investigating the Ukulele. Did you know that ukulele means jumping flea? If you visit a site with that name (no, I won’t link it ;)) you will find lots of information on ukuleles presented by a hawaiian girl in a pink hibiscus bikini. I didn’t spend much time there. Rather, I went to Ukulele Lesson and the much more user-friendly The Uke which had a three minute learn-to-play-the-ukulele lesson, and a four minute lesson. I took both.

So after twenty (not seven… I’m a slow learner) minutes, I learned how to tune a ukulele (it’s not the same as a guitar - the strings are A-E-C-G, and they aren’t in pitch order), and the tuning gets lost very quickly (espescially since Mat’s uke is a cheap one).

I also learned how to play a C chord and a G7 chord. Together these make for very little song playing.

My final lesson learned was that I have very fat fingers (I actually already knew this - I find it hard to type fast because my fingers generally mash multiple keys at once) and that I am not built for playing the ukulele. I might try learning a few more chords so I can play some stuff for Matthias and Jen (who isn’t a fan of my uke skills as they stand), but I think on the whole I would much rather stick with my great bass guitar. One note at a time, with huge spaces between frets, is great for my chubby fingers.

As for immersing myself in something entirely new, I think that was a success.

RodeoClown: can play two chords on a ukulele, which he couldn’t this morning

Triple. Cheese. Pizza. - (T.G.E. Part 2 of 40)

January 5th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The second task: Find a reason to celebrate and do something to celebrate it.

This one was actually fairly easy. Domino’s Pizza plastered us with the only paper-spam I like - discount vouchers for pizza.

This one was different though… it was promoting…

Mmmmm... cheesy

Triple. Cheese. Pizza.

Now that is a reason to celebrate. And celebrate we did, Chicken and Bacon pizza on a triple cheese base plus a small garlic pizza on the side. I had two garlic slices on the way home, and then three slices of the real pizza at the dinner table. I honestly couldn’t fit more than that. Washed it down with a cold milo.

This is truly the way pizzas should be. I loved it even more than the old cheese burst pizzas (of which this is really just a souped-up model). The fact that the celebration reason and method are one and the same is an added bonus.

And yes, you can ask Jen, I really do think this is a reason to celebrate :)

RodeoClown: will continue this celebration of the next phase in pizza technology tomorrow morning. Hoorah!

Blacklisting Spammers

January 6th, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · Comments Off

Hi,
just letting everyone know that if you post a comment with the word ‘Phentermine’ in it, it will be deleted instantly. Forever.

I have a stupid spammer trying to post comments filled with links to online drug stores (as in pharaceuticals, not narcotics), this word has been in every post so far, so by doing this I will no longer have to keep marking his stuff as spam.

If anyone legitimately needs to post a comment about it… well, mis-spell it or something.

RodeoClown: really hates spam. Unless it comes in a can. That stuff is tasty.

D.I.Y. Superhero (T.G.E - part 3 of 40)

January 6th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 4 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The third task : Do something that is typically seen as inappropriate for someone of your age.

Pffft… too easy. For someone who routinely dives down the stairs on the train, slides down bannisters, bounces while at work, eats with his fingers, picks his nose… wait… scrap that last one. Anyway, I think you get my point: doing something that is typically seen as age-inappropriate is something that I do without even trying, so coming up with something truly ground-breaking in this area shouldn’t be too difficult.

At first I was planning on giving Extreme Skipping a go, after reading Kim’s post on skipping into the new year, I figured that it was something I haven’t done in at least five years* (I thought about it a month or three ago on my way home from work, but I wussed out and didn’t do it).

So, we headed out to fill the car with petrol, and whilst there I skipped a little. Got a few funny looks from people, made Jen laugh, but it didn’t really make me feel inappropriate.

So after that skipping setback, we went for a cruise while I tried to think of something to do.

While we were waiting for dinner to cook, it struck me. Underpants. Towel. I had everything I needed to be my very own superhero. So I donned my wonder-pants (red ones, on the outside, of course) and threw my cape around my neck and proceeded to fulfil my mission to bring laughter to my family.

I can't wait till Superman Returns.

Mat completely ignored me, so I dubbed him tiger-boy (because he insisted on wearing his Tigger pyjamas from lunchtime onwards), and left him to his own heroic duties, which consisted entirely of climbing onto the arm of our lounge and diving into it, face first.

I managed to make Jen laugh a few times, we ate dinner, and I will continue to survey my domain and offer it my protection until we go to bed later this evening.

RodeoClown: loves the fact that a child considers it not at all unusual to wear underpants on the outside.

*Computer studies. Penrith High. 1999: picture a dozen teenagers, young adults, seventeen or eighteen years of age, skipping their way through the school grounds and to their seats in front of bewildered schoolkids and teachers. Yeah, that was the last time I skipped.

Dandelions (T.G.E. - Part 4 of 40)

January 7th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The fourth task : Add something childlike (not necessarily childish) to your workspace or home.

This one prompted me to just do something simple but nice.

I went into the garden and grabbed a handful of daffodils, a hydrangea flower and leaf and the head of an agapanthus. I put these into a bowl, arranged them nicely and then set them on the table.

Jen thought it looked nice, and it seemed like a very childlike thing to do. Flowers are beautiful, and these aren’t your normal flower arrangement type. Beautiful.

Five Iron Frenzy - Dandelions

In a field of yellow flowers
Underneath the sun
Bluest eyes that spark with lightning
Boy with shoes undone
He is young, so full of hope
Reveling in tiny dreams
Filling up his arms with flowers
Right for giving any queen
Running to her, beaming bright
While cradling his prize
A flickering of yellow light
Within his mother’s eyes
She holds them to her heart
Keeping them where they’ll be safe
Clasped within her very marrow
Dandelions in a vase.

She sees love where anyone else would see weeds
All hope is found, here is everything he needs

Fathomless Your endless mercy
Weight I could not lift
Where do I fit in this puzzle?
What good are these gifts?
Not a martyr or a saint
Scarcely can I struggle through
All that I have ever wanted
Was to give my best to You

Lord search my heart
Create in me something clean
…dandelions…
You see flowers in these weeds

Gently lifting hands to heaven
Softened by the sweetest hush
A Father sings over His children
Loving them so very much
More than words could warrant
Deeper than the darkest blue
More than sacrifice could merit
Lord, I give my heart to you

Lord search my heart
Create in me something clean
…dandelions…
You see flowers in these weeds

RodeoClown: sees flowers where others see weeds.

Sin City

January 8th, 2006 · Posted in Reviews · Comments Off

Really, really blue eyes 
 
I said I’d do a review of Sin City, but Craig already wrote one. My view of the movie is pretty much in sync with his: it is fantastic artistically, loads of violence (some quite disturbing), and a bit of pointless nudity. 
 
The colouring of the movie (black and white, with a few splashes of colour here and there) seems to emphasise the violence, while at the same time de-emphasising the skin. Don’t know how that works, but it does. 
 
As the movie is almost shot-for-shot from the graphic novels, there are great many points where pausing will give you what looks to be a panel from a comic. It looks very cool. 
 
The story is pretty simple, without any big twists, but the clumsy narration is what drives the film. Each of the protagonists has a voice-over running through the entire length of their sections of the movie. It feels awkward, but it fits. They explain everything that happens, and it all makes sense. From their perspectives anyway. 
 
I don’t think I’d watch it again, but it looks fantastic and that’s probably a good enough reason to watch it, if you can stand the violence. 
 
RodeoClown: will never look at someone called ‘Kevin’ the same way again.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. (T.G.E. part 5 of 40)

January 9th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 2 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The fifth task: Become a scientist. Conduct a silly experiment.

Those cuh-razy scientists...

Aim:
To determine whether hair-care products provide a noticable improvement to the quality of underarm hair.

Hypothesis:
Applying standard hair-care products to underarm hair will not make said hair noticably shinier, smoother or less frizzy.

Method:
1. Wash right underarm (control arm) with soap and water.
2. Wash left underarm with Shampoo. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
3. Apply Conditioner from tip to root.
4. Leave for 1-2 minutes before rinsing (as per directions).
5. Get observer to feel both underarms and identify which used the hair-care products.

Products used:
Pears’ Transparent Soap
IGA Vita Shine (with pro-vitamin B5) Shampoo (normal/everyday use)
IGA Vita Shine (with pro-vitamin B5) Conditioner (normal/everyday use)

Results:
Observer successfully determined which underarm had been washed using hair-care products.
Observer noted that the control arm hair was “festy” and “felt like it was coated with something”.
Observer and experimenter decided that a second test may be needed, washing the control underarm with water only, as the soap coated the hairs and this may have invalidated the test.
Experimenter notes that the observer is unlikely to repeat her part in a repeat test.

Conclusion:
Shampooing and conditioning underarm hair produces a noticably different feel to using only soap. Whether using water only for the control arm would provide different results is unclear.

RodeoClown: found it really hard to have his underams touched, because 1) he is extremely ticklish and 2) it’s freaking wierd.

Wordpress 2.0

January 9th, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · Comments Off

Just a quick note to say that I’ve upgraded the blog software to Wordpress 2.0.

If anything funky is going on, that’s probably why. Let me know if you see any problems.

Thanks.

RodeoClown: thinks that the upgrade was relatively painless.

Game on, Garth! (T.G.E. Part 6 of 40)

January 9th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 2 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The sixth task: Write down one big dream of yours. Draw or find a picture to go with it and put it somewhere you will see it often.

I'm twice the idiot you are

My dream is this: Make a game that is played by thousands of people.

I’ve written it (in crayon) on a big bit of paper and it will be stuck on the wall behind my computers once I find some Blu-tack.

That demotivation poster will remind me to chase this dream like a rainbow, I might not ever catch it, but it’s fun to run. If that makes me an idiot, then call me an idiot :).

RodeoClown: is a bigger idiot than you.

Hugs ‘n’ Kisses (T.G.E. - Part 7 of 40)

January 11th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish) and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The seventh task: Spend 15 – 30 minutes doing something you love that you don’t often have the chance to do.

Today I was working from home, so after lunch, Jen and I put the boy to bed and spent 15 minutes or so just having kisses with each other. That was really nice, and something we haven’t really made time to do for a while.

RodeoClown: loves kissing his wife.

Beware of Midgets in Disguise! (T.G.E - Part 8 of 40)

January 12th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 1 Comment

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The eighth task: Draw a funny picture and hide it in an unexpected place for someone else to find. 

As soon as I heard this task, I knew exactly where I wanted to put this picture. What I didn’t know was what to draw. Anyway, it struck me while I was listening to the Ricky Gervais Podcast * , I would draw a warning sign. And that warning sign is as follows:

Beware of Midgets in Disguise * *

The next person to sit down in the first toilet cubicle at work will have that masterpiece to stare at while they do their ‘busy-work’.

Woo! This plan is 20% done!

RodeoClown: is keeping his eyes peeled for midgets. In disguise.

Note: This podcast is very (very) funny (see this additional warning) but it contains some swearing and some quite rude topics of conversation. It is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life - espescially Monkey News.

*Note: This is supposed to be two midgets dressing in a long coat to disguise themselves. But you all knew that. Didn’t you?

The Funniest Joke Ever

January 13th, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · 4 Comments

I’m not normally a huge fan of blonde jokes (being blonde), but this one is the absolute best I’ve ever heard.

RodeoClown: is ROTFLHAO.

A Letter to Mr Abbott (T.G.E - Part 9 of 40)

January 14th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 7 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The ninth task: Do one thing today to support a cause or issue you really care about.

Today (well, yesterday… sorry), I wrote a letter to Tony Abbott, our Federal Minister for Health and Ageing. Mr Abbott is well known (in Australia anyway) as having strong views against abortion, and lots of people (well, maybe lots, I’m not sure, but they are very vocal) don’t like the fact that he has beliefs different to theirs and happens to be in a position where those beliefs can affect public policy.

I’m very much against abortion (it’s a horrible thing to kill a child), and so I wrote a letter to Mr Abbott encouraging him to not cave in on his views, that people voted him in to office knowing what those views were, and that there are at least some people who think he’s doing the right thing in promoting options to abortion.

RodeoClown: hates the idea of killing a baby because you don’t feel like having it.

Del.icio.us Links

January 16th, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · Comments Off

Del.icio.us links brought to you today by the letter R and the number 6.

Sweet Memories (T.G.E - Part 10 of 40)

January 17th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 2 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The tenth task: Create a memory today with someone you care about that will mean a lot ten years from now.

Tonight Jennifer and I are going to write a love letter to each other (I know it’s soppy, but hey…) and then we are going to seal them up in two envelopes, stick ‘em in a photo frame, hang them on the wall and open them in ten years time.

Love letters

Well, that’s the plan assuming this train actually gets me home tonight… Wait, we might make it, just jerked forward another foot. Blasted CityRail.

RodeoClown: is waiting on a train.

Listen to Your Parents (T.G.E - Part 11 of 40)

January 17th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 6 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The eleventh task: Do something your parents would never let you do as a child.

I’ve been trying for ages to think of something that my parents would not let me do as a child. I thought of a few, but the thing is they are things I wouldn’t want to do now anyway. I don’t want to smoke (ugh), I don’t drink (I try Simmo’s brews everytime he makes one, but… ugh), I don’t swear (generally).

My parents are/were pretty cool thinking back on it now.

Eating dessert for breakfast? I got a few discouraging looks from mum when I’d eat leftover chocolate self-saucing pudding and custard (Best. Breakfast. Ever), but I never got in trouble for it.

Curfews? I never really had one, I normally went to bed at 8:30 or so because that’s when I got tired.

I watched an MA rated movie today (Shaun of the Dead - very funny, lots of swearing/violence). I don’t think I was ever forbidden to watch them though… maybe I can count it anyway…

I think I’m going to have to call a pass on this one. Sorry guys.

Update: Callum thinks that me driving the car counts as something my parents wouldn’t let me do as a child. That’s cool. Except I didn’t drive the car.

RodeoClown: doesn’t think that having Jen sleep in his bed counts.

Dear Hero (T.G.E. - Part 12 of 40)

January 17th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 2 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The twelfth task: Write a letter to a childhood hero (real or fictional).

My childhood hero is a friend of mine, Albion Clarke. I met Alby when I was about 11, and he was a great role model for me through high school and we were good friends for a few years after that. However he hit some rough times a little while ago and I no longer have active contact details for him, so I’m writing this in public in the hope that he does an ego-search on google and sees it one day :).

Dear Alby,
Thanks for being a great role model and friend when I was younger. You had a huge influence on my development throughout school, and showed me that someone could be both cool and Christian. You tried so hard to love everyone you met (and generally succeeded), you inspired me to try and do the same.

I’m not as good at it as you were/are.

Thankyou for showing me that having integrity often came at a cost, but that the cost was one worth paying. Thanks for showing me the truth that could be found in the Bible, and for befriending me even though I was nearly a decade younger than you.

Thanks for being a shoulder to lean on when I needed it, a sounding board for my ideas, and an inspiration to be a great man. I hope that you read this someday and that you will know just how important to my life you were.

Know that if you ever need anything, a place to crash, food to eat, someone to lean on or just an ear to talk at, I will drop everything to help you.

You have been a great friend, and are my childhood hero. Contact me sometime (leave a comment here if you want, or email me).

God bless you Alby.
-Ian Tyrrell

RodeoClown: wouldn’t be who he is today without Alby’s help.

Rain in Me (T.G.E. - Part 13 of 40)

January 19th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 2 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The thirteenth task: Spend ten minutes doing something outside that you have never done before.

I went for a walk around Darling Harbour yesterday. In the rain.

Darling Harbour - obviously not in the rain.*

Neither of those are something that I have never done before, but… this time it was different. This time, rather than trying to get undercover, keep dry, stay warm, I decided to enjoy the feel of the rain. To relish it rather than resent it. I walked along the rapidly emptied harbour side, jumping in (shallow) puddles, feeling the rain on my face. My shirt got soaked through (there was nothing I could do to prevent that anyway), and I had the biggest grin in Sydney that lunchtime. I ran. I jumped. I laughed.

I got a few looks from the many people running to get undercover, hurrying their children along. People genuinely seemed frightened of the rain. I don’t know why. It’s only water.

I thought it was glorious.

RodeoClown: discovered that his new shoes are waterproof. For now.

*note: Dave Pinn let me use this photo, thanks Dave!

Help! (T.G.E. - Part 14 of 40)

January 19th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 3 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The fourteenth task: Do something to help someone you don’t know.

Normally I’m a pretty helpful guy (in my own, humble opinion). I help old ladies carry stuff, I help mums with prams up the stairs, I give up my seat when the train is full.

Yesterday though, no dice. No old people needing stuff carried. No mums with prams (except in the rain). Plenty of seats on the train.

I thought I wasn’t going to be able to accomplish this, when a lady sitting opposite me got up, leaving her jumper behind.

I gave it back to her.

Mission accomplished. Lamely.

RodeoClown: couldn’t find anybody to help.

Set Theory and Sandwiches (T.G.E. - Part 15 of 40)

January 20th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 4 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The fifteenth task: Eat something you’ve never had before.

As not everyone who reads my stuff has done university level maths (where I learned this topic), I am going to give a (very) brief overview of set theory.

Ok, so to start, a definition: A set is a collection of unique objects.

Yep, that’s it. A collection of unique objects. That means that in the set of numbers from 1 to 10 I would have: {1, 3, 2, 5, 4, 9, 7, 8, 10, 6}. If you want to have multiple copies of a number in there, it would stop being a set and start being a list. So the fibonacci numbers (0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13) are a list, not a set.

You might have also noticed in that set there is no given order - that’s because sets don’t have  an order. They are just a collection of values.

That’s the definition, but not very useful on it’s own. However, using sets in combination can be quite useful.

An example is probably in order. Say I have two sets: the set of number between 1 and 10 (as given above) and a set of numbers that are multiples of 3  {3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18}. Using these two sets I can find the set of numbers that are multiples of three and under ten.

To find this set we perform what is known as an intersection - that is, where the two sets intersect each other, or where they overlap when you put them on top of each other.

Number intersection Venn diagram

So the resulting set is {3, 6, 9}.

The other major thing you can do with sets is a union. A union is quite simply putting the combination of two sets together. So, lets take our set that we created last time: {3, 6, 9} and combine it with the multiples of two that are less than ten: {2, 4, 6, 8}.

Number union - Venn again

The resulting set this time is {2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9} (notice how the 6 only ends up in the set once).
Not hugely interesting, but you can use these two procedures to find out lots of useful things with sets.

Now a real world example.

I usually have peanut butter and vegemite on my sandwiches. So that means I would have the set of sandwich ingredients like so: {PB, V}. I also like to have peanut butter and honey on sandwiches: {PB, H}. So, considering each sandwich a set of toppings, we can perform an intersection and find out that I like having peanut butter on my sandwiches - the intersection of the two sets is {PB}.

Sandwich topping intersection Venn diagram

Now, we can also perform a union on the two sets here and find another combination that I might also like.
This looks delicious.

The union of the two sets of sandwich toppings I like provides this {PB, V, H}.

So, it seems like a good sandwich for me to try would be peanut butter, vegemite and honey.

… insert 5 minutes here…

Not too bad. It’s like eating dinner and dessert at the same time. The vegemite is pretty salty, and the honey is quite sweet, and the peanut butter… it’s peanut butter. Probably not what I would eat every day, but it wasn’t the horror I imagined it would be.

There you go then, a lesson on set theory, and a tasty snack.

RodeoClown: really does eat this stuff.

Where Did I Come From? (T.G.E. - Part 16 of 40)

January 23rd, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The sixteenth taskCall or meet with someone in your family and ask them a question you are curious about regarding your family’s history.

We had dinner with my parents the other night and I thought I’d take that opportunity to ask them which generations migrated to Australia.

According to Mum, her dad’s line runs back to the first fleet, but all her grandparents were Australian. Dad’s grandparents were all Aussie too, except one (I think), who was from America.

If you keep going back, there is Irish, Scottish, German, English and a bunch of other European countries represented in there. I think we have some Scandanavian (or similar) in the blood too.

RodeoClown: didn’t learn very much this time.

Bananacakeman (T.G.E. - Part 17 of 40)

January 23rd, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The seventeenth task: Learn how to do something new today. Your time limit: 30 minutes.

My mum makes the yummiest banana cake I’ve ever eaten. I’m going to learn how to make it. She has sent me the recipe, but I haven’t had a chance to actually try it out yet (been busy and tired).

I’ll update here when I actually get to making it (should be tomorrow).

RodeoClown: likes this cake a whole lot. It has cinnamon and sour-cream icing.

I’m Rovin’ Rovin’ Rovin’ (T.G.E. - Part 18 of 40)

January 23rd, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 5 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The eighteenth task: Get out of your element. Go somewhere you’ve never been before.

I read this task after having gone for a short drive with Jen. I think we fulfilled the criteria without even trying.Mat was being looked after by his grandparents, so we decided to go for a drive. Jen wanted to go to the beach, as we haven’t been for about six months and we probably won’t get much of a chance to go too often for the next six months either.So we started driving not too sure where we’d end up.

We ended up at Collaroy - one of Sydney’s Northern beaches.

We’ve both been there before (mainly with youth group camps), so that didn’t count. But where we had lunch does: The Atlas, a restaurant in Newcastle. I haven’t been to Newcastle since I was about 10, when we went to see my cousin (I think?) get cannonised at the cathedral there. The restaurant did pretty decent food, but I wasn’t too hungry as I’d had some hot chips at Wiseman’s Ferry beforehand.

So there you go, a nice little drive to eat somewhere I’ve never eaten before.

RodeoClown: drove the whole five-hundred and fifty-odd kilometres.

Dreamer (T.G.E. - Part 19 of 40)

January 24th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The nineteenth task: Spend 10 minutes visioning yourself 10 years from now as having accomplished one of your biggest dreams. Be as detailed as possible; imagine in all five senses.

In ten years time I will be working at home. I like work, I get to do cool stuff, making games that people actually want to play so much they give me money to do so. So I work at home, and when I stop for a break, I can hear my kids (all eight of them… well, at least two) playing in our yard. With the dogs. We have two, a Golden Retriever, a Cavalier King Charles and a Beagle. Wait… where did that other one come from? Doesn’t really matter, they are all friendly and smell clean.

Jen comes round, she smells faintly of oil paints, as she’s been busy painting more masterpieces. Our whole house is full of them. She hands me a plate covered with pieces of chocolate fudge and banana cake. This is the future, so they taste great and have no calories whatsoever. I can eat as much of them as I want without putting on any more weight. Jen still looks fantastic.

I can feel the breeze on my face as I sit and think and thank God for my family and friends (who are all still around and healthy).

RodeoClown: is almost living his dream now. If only he didn’t have to change nappies.

Walking to Work

January 25th, 2006 · Posted in Notes to Self · Comments Off

When walking to work from Central Station, check the map before commencing the walk. It’ll be quicker that way.

I’m Sorry (T.G.E. - Part 20 of 40)

January 26th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · Comments Off

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The twentieth task: Right an old wrong.This is probably the hardest challenge so far in the escape plan. I try and keep a short account with people, ensuring that I don’t hold grudges, or give other people reason to hold a grudge against me. I’m not perfect, but I’m trying :).

The only wrongs I could think of were when I was a jerk to people at school* over a decade ago. I don’t even know if they have the same names now, and I seriously doubt they read my blog.

The only other person I have hurt recently I’ve apologised to in private.

RodeoClown: is really sorry you guys.

*Leonie Jones, Lauren Matthews and Leslie Gosner**, sorry for being a jerk on the last day of year six, when I saw you on the train in year eight, and for losing your watch respectively. These things have been bugging me for ten years and I don’t have any idea how to contact you guys. Maybe you’ll find this in an ego search. I am sorry.

**Apparently I’m a jerk to people who’s names begin with ‘L’.

9 Lists of 4 things

January 27th, 2006 · Posted in Uncategorized · Comments Off

Jason tagged me with this meme, so here you go. A bunch of stuff about me that you probably don’t particularly care about :). Note the 1-4 does not represent a ranking here, they are just numbered so you can see I’ve done four of each.

Four jobs I’ve had in my life:

  1. Java developer (current)
  2. Web developer
  3. Research guy at uni.
  4. PC repair/construction

Four movies I can watch over and over:

  1. Zoolander
  2. Shaun of the Dead
  3. The 5th Element
  4. Aladdin

Four places I have lived:

  1. Hazelbrook, NSW (nearly 2 months and counting)
  2. Blaxland, NSW (12 months)
  3. Bullaburra, NSW (18 months)
  4. Woodford, NSW (20 years)

Four TV shows I love to watch:

  1. Firefly
  2. Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
  3. Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis)
  4. Smallville

Four places I have been on vacation:

  1. Parma, NSW - first ever (new) family holiday
  2. Cairns (well, Palm Cove), QLD for honeymoon
  3. Adelaide, SA
  4. Melbourne, VIC

Four websites I visit daily - These are the only ones I have without an RSS feed:

  1. AGAST Message Board
  2. PVP Online
  3. FaithFUSION: home
  4. Tales of the Questor

Four of my favorite foods:

  1. Tuna mornay
  2. Lasgne
  3. The meat pie thing that Jen cooks
  4. Tuna mornay

Four places I would rather be right now:

  1. Here, but a little bit cooler, and with Jen.
  2. Here, but playing games instead of working.
  3. At the pool. It’s too hot, if you couldn’t guess.
  4. Hanging out with Callum.

Four people I am tagging. Feel free to do this in my comments if you want, or not at all.

  1. Annelise
  2. Kim Kotecki (Jason already got tagged)
  3. Craig
  4. Callum

RodeoClown: writes a lot of lists.

Haiku (T.G.E. - Part 21 of 40)

January 29th, 2006 · Posted in Adultitis Escape Plan · 2 Comments

The Escape Plan

I have been asked by Kim and Jason to take part in their Adultitis Escape Plan, a 40-day plan to become more childlike (not childish)
and to reduce stress and prevent dullness, depression and [insert
another word beginning with ‘d’ here]. Of course I’m gonna do it.

Dreary-ness, that begins with ‘D’.


The twenty-first task: Write a haiku about the things you are thankful for and put it somewhere to serve as a reminder.

It is haiku time.
It’s not really poetry
If it doesn’t rhyme

He doesn’t like dirt.
He tells everybody that
His “Finger. Door. Hurt.”

Gorgeous redhead. Yes,
Jennifer is the one that
I really love best.

RodeoClown: me.
My little family will
soon be four, not three.