Attention: Ladies!
June 18th, 2006 · Posted in Attention: Whoever · 2 CommentsThe following things are not attractive:
0. Smoking – Don’t. Just. Don’t. It’s disgusting, and makes you look and smell like a walking ashtray.
1. Swearing – When a man swears it is uncouth and rude. When a woman swears it is uncouth, rude and extremely ugly.
2. Spitting – See number 1.
3. Giant Sunglasses – They do not look good on you. They make you look like a fly, or a late 19th century pilot. These only look good on small children, as seen below.
RodeoClown: helping the ladies look good.
Updated: How could I forget smoking. Ugh!
June 20th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Dude, your like half right. Most of the time huge sunnies don’t work. Occasionally there are some that do. Especially if you look like a band member from Blur. Those dudes have crazy big sunnies and look pretty cool.
June 20th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Those dudes are also dudes and not ladies
Also, I forgot to add smoking. Don’t.