The Rodeo

I know plenty of people have already seen this, but for those who haven’t, check out The Interpretative Dance Theocrats, a cheat-sheet covering some of the major concepts in Christianity.

Here’s a quote:

The Bible: The Bible was written by God as a merchandising tie-in to His blockbuster film “The Ten Commandments.” Each book of the Bible is named after a person who features prominently in it, for example, the Book of Numbers, which is named after Herschel Numbers, who invented numerals. The Bible was so successful that God wrote a sequel, “Bible II: On to Rome,” now generally called “The New Testament.” Protestants believe the Bible is literal and exactly true in every detail except the description of the Eucharist, while Catholics are not allowed to read the Bible.

via: John Dekker via Dave Miers (of The Poddy fame).

RodeoClown: accessed God by means of Wentworth Falls Lake. In Winter.

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