You know how people get eyes rolling when they talk about the ATM-machine?

There probably exists an ATM machine, and in all probability, it could be automated. A giant machine that lays cash vending machines like eggs, ready to hatch and feed upon plastic cards.

It’s probably just an assembly line manned by cheap workers somewhere, but I like to believe in a gargantuan robot, spawning window-mounted currency-dispensing automatons. These micro-machines can transform and join forces to create an evil master banking robot that fights those opposed to fee increases and defends the rights of shareholders from the attacks of petty customers who want ease of use and free access to their own money…

OK, now I’m just getting silly.

Why should I think to access my money for free…

RodeoClown: the title has a great rhythm.