Today I am going to take you into the world of lunchboxes. And stupid slogans.

This is my lunch-box, take notice of it’s nifty red colouring, and the plasticy speed-lines that help it open faster. You probably can’t feel the fancy fabric, or smell the lingering aroma of garlic chicken (although you may be able to see the discolouration).

It does its job of transporting foodstuffs admirably.

This is my lunch-box’s stupid slogan:

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This slogan bothers me every time I eat lunch. I don’t really want my lunch-box to have attitude, I want it to have lunch. And that ellipsis, it just screams “unfinished sentence!“…

Do you have any everyday items with stupid slogans?

RodeoClown: really just wanted to show off his nice lunch-box.

*If the image didn’t show, it reads “It’s about attitude…”