John Jenkins, I Have Your Classmates.com Account Right Here…
July 8th, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized · 2 CommentsI’m not sure why, but your account details landed square in my inbox, password and all*. If you want them back, let me know. Otherwise I’ll just assume your identity, send disturbing pictures to your old Pelham High school buddies, get access to your credit card and go on a spending spree, living your life for you until a US government agency shoots me in the back, then dumps me in a maximum security prison where I’ll spend the rest of my days making humourous licence plates and avoiding large, lonely men archive the email and do nothing at all.
RodeoClown: wouldn’t do that. Would he?
* Oh, and I checked, the email/password combo works, the account is legit.
July 11th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Have you found John Jenkins yet? or should i say has John Jenkins found you yet?
July 11th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Nope, not yet…